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I’m really wrong

   That day, I came out of the bath after taking a bath, and went to the locker room to open the box. I was dumbfounded. The clothes were gone, and I didn’t even have a trousers! I had to stretch my head half naked and call the boss. The boss had no choice but to call the police.    After a while, two policemen came, they asked the situation,.. Read More

See who suffocates who

  Recently, the unit made internal adjustments. Our office walked away with an old cigarette but didn’t want to come to three higher-ranking addicts, writing materials to swallow up and down, making the room like a fire. In the office, only Xiao Wang and I don’t smoke, so we have great opinions about their smoking. But we both have to talk lightly and have to suffer in the smoke.    Last.. Read More

Handsome guy, are you the second rich?

   Get off work at noon and take the bus home. There are not too many passengers in the car. I found a seat and sat next to a beautiful woman. She looked at me for a moment, then whitened me with a contemptuous look, and muttered in her mouth: “Why are you sitting here because there are so many seats in the car?” I admit that I am not.. Read More

Way of death

See how a person will end his life in the end.   If you don’t believe me, I can swear a decree to take an oath in the presence of civil and military officials. No matter which way you choose to die, I have nothing to say.    A kind of snickering covered my face. In front of so many civil and military officials, you can’t even regret it.    I.. Read More

Write your occupation on your head

   Before, my impression of the “poet” business was: long hair, neither love to wash face nor clothes, and was reticent. But recently, this impression has changed. It was because I was called to a party of “folk poets”. When I entered the house, I saw three bald heads. The friends of the poets I knew were also bald, and they warmly introduced to me: This is the poet XX,.. Read More

Jackie Chan African Hunting

Hot, Jackie Chan was lethargic. Woke up, it was already night.    Suddenly, a city appeared, how could there be a city in the wilderness? It turned out that countless eyes were shining. Wow! So many lions and tigers, rushed over and bite!   The black impermanence grunts, and the white impermanence says: “Don’t worry, it’s the antelope flock, there are flocks in the best.”    “Why?” Jackie Chan asked.   .. Read More

All bears in the world are like a bear

   Before I knew you, I really didn’t find out that I had a problem with appearance.   The population is heavy, and it is planned to ban Coke, instead of drinking acute syrup.    Don’t always ask people why they don’t want to care about you and don’t want to talk to you, because you are too rare to take care of your reality? Do you believe it?    I.. Read More

Husband laughs “first time”

   Overtime at noon on weekends, my husband who had never been in the kitchen called and said he would eat his own fried eggs. I thought my husband was mature, but he didn’t want his “first time” to crash me. I fry an egg fried rice, my husband made nearly 20 calls to harass me, and one of these calls is more creative than the other, as follows:   Phone.. Read More

Fear of leadership

   A leader and his ministry went fishing, but he didn’t catch anything for a long time, but his subordinates caught a lot of fish, and the leader couldn’t hold his face.    The subordinates patted on the fart and said: “The fish here are all country gangsters and have never seen the big world.” In the world, why are you afraid of leaders meeting?”

Who is a fool

   One day, the collector went to the market to hang out. In an obscure corner, a piece of porcelain deeply attracted his attention.    “How much?” The collector asked the owner of the porcelain casually.    “Ten Yuan.”    The collector shook his head and left.   A few days later, the collector saw the piece of porcelain again at the market.    He looked at the dust on the.. Read More