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　　 Talent is to use the same cleverness as others in a place that is different from others. 　　 There is a couple, the husband likes to play bowling, but he is afraid of his wife. 　　My wife loves smoking. One night, his wife found out that the cigarette had finished smoking and asked her husband to buy it. The husband had to obediently buy it. It was late, and.. Read More

　　 This buddy is very strong, was dumped 45 times by the girl and is still alive. The following are the characteristics of his character: 　　Caring for animals: Therefore, the family of “Xiaoqiang” is in groups. 　　Do something decisive: Pay the bill immediately after you buy something, and eat immediately when you are hungry. 　　 I love my parents: treat money as a parent. 　　Sympathy: I planned a plan to.. Read More

　　Pharaoh traveled to a resort and came to a hotel. The hotel is very large and has a swimming pool. Lao Wang walked into the restaurant and said to the waiter: “Miss, give me a steak and a glass of coke. 　　The waiter brought him a thick and large cup and explained: “Sir, here we are, every Everything is huge. “After a while, the waiter brought a huge plate and.. Read More

　　A psychiatrist is observing and treating a child with psychological deviation. 　　 The child cried and said, “I want to eat earthworms!” 　　The doctor heard and asked: “Why should I eat earthworms?” 　　Children said: “Because that is noodles.” 　　 For To find out the reason for the child’s psychological deviation, the doctor asked the nurse to dig two earthworms back in the garden outside. 　　The doctor said: “Earthworms come, you.. Read More

　　 I was on the Internet. The director walked into the duty room and said, looking for Liming Liang, I will go out after a while. After that, he took some newspapers from the newspaper stand and turned them up on the sofa. 　　 Liming Liang is the driver of the director. I remember his mobile phone number very well. Quickly dial over, silence for a moment, prompting to shut.. Read More

　　Start 　　The male staff loves the female staff, so they privately donate the female staff’s name to their starling. 　　 Female staff members hate male staff members, so they privately give the names of male staff members to their parrots. 　　 Section Chief looked down on the head supervisor, and generously named the head cat he raised. The Director hated the Director the most. He felt that the Director had.. Read More

　　 Question: One day after you and his dinner, you walked warmly on the side of the road, and suddenly saw a stray puppy picking up something to eat next to the garbage dump, he would: 　　a, put this stray The dog was sent to the small animal shelter　　b. I will feed this stray dog ​​every day in the future.　　c. I didn’t notice this stray dog, and walked straight to.. Read More

　　 Once upon a time, a couple celebrated their 25th wedding anniversary. They are famous throughout the city because they have never had a dispute in 25 years. The local newspaper editor wanted to take this opportunity to find out the secret of their “happy marriage”. 　　Editor: “Sir, it’s incredible, how did you do it?” 　　Husband recalled the honeymoon period of that year, and said: 　　We went to Shimla for.. Read More

　　Your first love boyfriend sent you a porcelain doll, which you cherish very much. But when you accidentally broke it during cleaning, what would you do? 　　aTry to find another one that is exactly the same　　b, and stick it back with strong glue, after all, this is irreplaceable 　　c collects broken pieces of porcelain　　d is already broken anyway and can only be thrown away　　选a 　　You have a personality that pursues.. Read More

●Questions　　Which of the following points will reduce your enthusiasm for the World Cup in South Africa? 　　a. Favorite players such as Beckham can’t play with a foot injury　　b. Favorite team does not get admission to the game Coupons　　c. The Chinese team is not eligible to participate　　d. There are no super fans in the family and friends I know, and I don’t feel the passion to watch the ball　　e. Because of.. Read More