A defendant was involved in a large amount of litigation. One day, he said to his lawyer: “If I lose this lawsuit, I will be completely bankrupt.” “Right now, your destiny is in the hands of the judge.” The lawyer said helplessly. “If I give the judge a box of cigars, do you think it will help?” “No! The judge is very upright in moral conduct and does.. Read More
Who will study me
When I was going to school in the county, my family was going to let me be a soldier. After my parents had this idea, instead of telling me first, I asked the fortune teller first. Based on my birthday, my husband calculated that I should at least be the leader. This makes my parents hope for me. At that time, I knew too little about being a group.. Read More
Sell house
: “How could it be worth 200,000 for such a good house, so why am I so good, so I bought it for 350,000.” I was ready to shake hands with him to celebrate the completion of the transaction. The fat man screamed (exactly as I expected): “What? Such a poor house, on the first floor, dilapidated and leaking. You actually want to sell 200,000? Do you want money.. Read More
2012 syndrome
Since last year, our office has been in a wonderful state. On the surface, everything is normal. Everyone is working seriously and being lazy, but from time to time, someone will suddenly throw the mouse and roar: “Anyway 2012 is coming, Lao Tzu. Don’t do it!” Then the people around them immediately raised their heads, all expressing their approval in a riddle, and a slack mood in the office. Two.. Read More
What we said to the same table
“same table” is a title that combines geographical location and character identity. No matter how many tables you have at the same time, you will be given similar memories… Hurry up, lend me to copy after finishing! (reasonable) You copy first, and copy to me. (Yi Boyuntian) Show me! No, don’t? Well, you remember it for me! (Jianghu grudges) What is the next lesson? (Course schedule) What’s.. Read More
Blind date
Xiao Zhao is the “leftover man” in our unit. He couldn’t find a girlfriend, not because of his bad looks, or because of family and work reasons. Blame it only on his mouth. When she saw the girl, she was nervous. When she was nervous, she said the wrong thing, causing the girls to turn around one by one. In order to save Xiao Zhao, we all decided to.. Read More
Elevator encounter
Entering the elevator that day, a beautiful lady said to me: “Hello.” I don’t know this lady, but there are no other people in the elevator. I should say hello to me, so I also said to her: “Hello Ms. went on to say, “Is it free today? Can I have a meal together?” I happened to have no wallet, only 300 yuan in cash in my pocket, and no.. Read More
World Cup Fun
Match. According to regulations, the first place in the group entered the World Cup 16 and Turkey directly advanced. When the finals started two months later, the Turkish team also suddenly declared abstention! It is said that Turkey has “abstained infectious diseases”.
From knowing the truth to not learning without skills
Hu Tu, the son of Hu Director of a certain city’s education bureau, was in junior high school, and his academic performance has always been downstream, especially in Chinese. Once, the teacher arranged homework and asked to recite 7 idioms and make a correct explanation. In the evening, Hu Tu spent his efforts on nine cattle and two tigers, and finally remembered by rote, but he could not explain it.. Read More
Her husband’s reaction after wearing a green hat
American husband: I never sleep. I called my lawyer early in the morning the next day, talked for three hours in detail, collected a lot of evidence of my wife’s infidelity, and then went home and said to my wife: “My dear, see you in court.” France Husband: I never sleep. The next morning I ran to the flower shop to buy 999 roses for my wife, and bought a.. Read More