Soon after the sophomore year, I suddenly became stinky, and I always like to look in the mirror when I have something to do. The “little bit” in the same dormitory saw me with joy all day, saying that I was “being out of love”, and when I heard it, I rolled up my sleeves and pressed him. What kind of words, I am a man of 1.7 meters tall. He has a beard without shave for three days. He has such a strong endocrine. He is obviously a standard mature man. He actually modified me with “Love in the beginning”. Only one problem can be explained: this is owing.
But the “little little” argument is not unfounded. I really fell in love with a girl, and now I am brewing a vigorous love confession. To say that this girl looks so incomparable, it is not an exaggeration to say that she sinks the fish and falls the wild goose. Of course, such a ruthless character has a high vision and cannot be subdued without using a killer, so this first impression is very important. , Strive to let her surrender as soon as she shows up.
I was sitting on the side of the bed wearing pants and squeezing an acne on my face this day, “Little Buddy” standing on the window sill while brushing my teeth while humming. Just as he brushed his mouth full of foam, he suddenly screamed. It turned out that he discovered that Xu Fei was dragging a large suitcase to the girls’ dormitory on the main school traffic line 70 meters away. “Small” is small but quick to respond. He pulled out his toothbrush, then stretched out his neck and swallowed the foam in his mouth and shouted at me: “Frog, hurry, cow.” Fuck, this kid. I get dizzy when I get excited and call people like animals he likes, but I can’t take care of that much. I ran to see that it was Xu Fei, so I took a pair of shorts and jumped in and rushed downstairs.
At this time, the sun is particularly strong, and Xu Fei is sweating while dragging the suitcase while shaking her hands. I saw that distressed! I can’t wait to immediately become a towering tree to give her shade. Before I ran to her, I shouted: “Xu Fei, wait a minute, I’ll help you.” Xu Fei turned her face to the side and looked at me like a monster, “I’m sick.” She blurted out. I suddenly remembered that we didn’t know each other before, so I immediately changed my words: “I’m sorry, one of your classmates asked me to help you.” Then he smiled. Xu Fei glared at me in disgust, then glanced at my shorts, and suddenly cursed: “Smelly hooligan.” I didn’t know for a while, so I stood there blankly, and when I reacted, Xu Fei dragged the suitcase. Go far.
I lost the first battle, and my heart is very heavy. Just as I walked into the dormitory in a gloomy mood, as soon as I walked in, I saw “Little Dian” lying on the bed with her legs crossed and making a phone call, with a look of joy. This “Little Dian” was a brain hypoxic type. He just heard him yelling on the phone: “Hey, frog, where did you get rich recently and forgot about your buddies?” When I heard it was “frog” again, it became a hot topic, and I took his phone to learn. His Beijing dialect cursed: “I think you are born with cucumber and damn it.” “Small little” saw that my face was wrong, and knew that I was blowing, so he began to comfort me.
It took me a long time to calm down, and at this moment I was “small” suddenlyThen laughed. I followed his eyes and looked down, my god, I was so excited just now, the zipper of the cropped trousers was forgotten to close, and they were wide open. I thumped my chest and my feet. This time I was embarrassed. No wonder Xu Fei scolded me as a hooligan. You think this is like a man with a very mature appearance running all over the campus wearing open pants, whoever sees him is a hooligan!
In the next few days, I was depressed. When I saw Xu Fei staying away at school, everyone saw that I was listless all day and became anxious for me.
That day the girl in my class who was known as a “love expert” approached me, and when she met, she said to me in a sophisticated tone: “Oh, my brother, I heard that you have a hard time chasing a girl, do you want my sister to do it for you? Give an idea.” I nodded when I heard someone help me out. “For love, you must be cruel, both soft and hard, soft and hard, even the most despicable and shameless means.” Listening to her tone, I doubt whether she is a girl. She clenched her fists in a position to fight, and then she drew her glasses and continued, “Come on, there is nothing that can’t be attacked. The people all over the country are looking forward to your good news.” As soon as I heard that move, the endocrine system became imbalanced. The tears and nose came down, which was scary. Unexpectedly, a little girl next to her laughed immediately. She yelled to the “love expert” like a whistle: “Forget it, I can take you down.”