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“Brother Zhu, are you too lazy? Your white socks are probably not recognized in the coal pile!”　　 “Brother Zhu, how long have you not taken a bath? The microorganisms on your body can open the dance forest It’s time for the conference!”　　 “Brother Zhu, can’t you exercise? Look at your young age, you have a bucket waist with a variety of styles!”　　…………　　I’ve been annoying recently, More annoying! Every day there.. Read More

Zhu Xiaodi’s father, Dad Zhu, is a very unwilling person to go shopping, but today because of his depressed mood, he went shopping alone!　　 Dad Zhu strolled on the street and walked into a shop on the road…< br>　　 Dad Zhu picked up a bowl: Boss, does this bowl have any other data besides height and caliber? For example, thickness, width of bowl bottom, height of bowl bottom, angle of.. Read More

As early as when I was studying, there was an exam. The teacher asked him: “Would you like to answer a difficult question, or two easy questions?” Lincoln answered with confidence: “Answer a difficult question.” “Then you answer, How did the eggs come from?” “The chicken was born.” The teacher asked again: “Where did the chicken come from?” “Teacher, this is already the second question.” Lincoln said with a smile… Read More

A meat seller was surprised when he saw a dog walking into his shop. The meat seller shoved the dog away, but it didn’t take long for the dog to run back, so he looked at the dog and found the dog’s mouth. There is a small note in it. 　　He picked up the note, which said, “Please give me 5 sausages and a piece of ham, and the money.. Read More

Mr. Hou Baolin, the master of comic dialogue and humor, who is loved by people, is humorous in every word and deed, and will make people laugh. It was at the beginning of the Cultural Revolution that when he was beaten up against gangsters, he often made moves to make everyone happy. 　　 Once asked him to participate in a gang, he thought: You said that my gang would be.. Read More

　　A P opened a small shop in the market. On this day, A P was moving beer into the store, and suddenly heard a loud noise in the air, just like an explosion. Unprepared, AP was shocked, and the beer box in his hand fell with a bang. Then, the sound was heard one by one, twenty-four times, and shocked A P’s head. The wife next to Xiaolan was also.. Read More

　Once upon a time, there was a big rich man with a wealth of wealth, but the wife of the rich man had a strong stomach and only had three daughters. The three daughters were married, and the eldest son-in-law and the second son-in-law were sly and sly, while the third son-in-law was silly. The rich man was worried that the three sons-in-law would suffer a loss when he split.. Read More

　　 When I was in college, I was a standard handsome guy, especially favored by girls: a one-eight-eight meter figure with a sharp face. But my wife is an “ugly wife”, which makes my classmates and colleagues quite puzzled. 　　 Speaking, my acquaintance with “Ugly Wife” is very interesting. 　　At that time, a friend wanted to introduce my girlfriend to me. Before meeting, my friend repeatedly said to me: “This.. Read More

　　 Songgang Residential Area is a residential area for employees of Songyun Iron and Steel Plant. The residents are all employees and family members of the steel plant. Even the head of the factory lives in this community. 　　I don’t know when it started, some stray cats came from Songgang. These cats did not know where they came from, anyway, they settled in the community. The cats gathered together without.. Read More

　　 The Internet time was not long, so he joined a QQ group called “Spring Pulse”. There is nothing to talk about in the QQ group. Every night, everyone chats openly and openly into the night. One night, I was chatting in the group, and I saw a MM named “Jiangnan Xiaomei” in the group click me, and a blue line flashed in the window: Brother, please ask a question:.. Read More